mooch

One who comments on an article or post with a link usually having nothing to do with the topic of discussion

Original Post: *says something funny

Commenter 1: Hahaha love it!

Commenter 2: Omg YESSSSS

Mooch: Check out this cover and help us get some recognition

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?otherextraneousurlcrap

by Icepick-37 July 28, 2015

moochation

The act of coordinating a free vacation by mooching off of friends and family

Kelly managed to travel around Europe staying with friends and distant relatives the whole time, it was the ultimate moochation.

by zuccadocious May 13, 2016

Mooncake

1. a huge ass
2. a traditional Chinese dessert

1. Guy: Man shes got a nice Mooncake
Otherguy: Damn.. yeah she does!

2.(or 1. lets be honest) Guy: hey you wanna eat some mooncake with me later?
otherguy: bruh yes im totally down, I love mooncake

by mooncakeslayer June 5, 2017

Mooched

Getting Mooched: being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

*"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."*

by Ralando July 31, 2017

Mooched

Being hired and getting fired within 10 days.

I thought this job was going to be awesome , but then I got mooched before I was even eligible for health care.

by southernsound July 31, 2017

Mooched

To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following:

-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced

- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.

Dude is in a tough spot, he got mooched.

by SapientChaos July 31, 2017

monochute

A single manned areola flotation device designed to slow one's rapid acceleration toward the earth. It can be used if one gets ganked smooth out of a banana and cream Cessna. It is also used by NASA personnel to AIDs in the search and recovery of satellites that have been ganked smooth off the t.v.
1werd

Thank you all for sharing your stories. I see now that my life doesn't suck as bad as I thought it did.
blows puff of air

Proper Noun) Half of a pairofchute.

Adjective/Vertebrate) Multiplicative Inverse

4. Meditated Unlocked Sativica

Medicated Couchlock Indica Frances got ganked smooth out the casino and would have fallen to earth if it had not been for his $25 tip and monochute.

by Eloganna August 20, 2017