Mass yield

It is when you don't come to a complete stop at a stop sign.

Joe never stops at stop signs he always does a "Mass yield."

by Livefreeordie85 April 4, 2011

Mass Mayhem

Referring to the mayhem thats occurs on the roads of Massachusetts and it's neighboring states. This is due to the fact that people in these states have overly-aggressive driving techniques that are rarely necessary, but often used anyway.

How was driving down to Massachusetts?
It was total Mass Mayhem.

by 5th generation Vermonta April 19, 2011

Mass Trolling

Something someone does on Facebook, for example, to destroy someone's news feed. This often happens on a daily basis causing them to be unfriended frequently. But they don't care, because they are most likely a douche anyways. They constantly upload videos, link youtube videos, post status' and pictures. These status' often include very mediocre statements, ideas and information. Once in awhile they post something interesting, but most likely, they wont.

Chance posted a link.

Chance updated his status... 40 times.

Chance posted a link...

Chance wrote on So-and-so's wall.

Chance posted yet another a link.

Chance was tagged in a photo... of himself.

Chance updated his status.

Chance likes your status.

Chance likes "Mass Trolling."

by pissedofffacebookuser December 24, 2011

Mass Avoidtion

When you really avoid someone because you're a fucking coward and can't face them. Usually with someone you have a crush on.

Scott was performing Mass Avoidtion on Caitlin because he was too scared to ask her out.

by Doomstadt February 25, 2012

Massdestuction

An xbox user who enjoys to camp in corners and get beat off by his dad.

He always proceeds to let others know that he is the best camper and camping takes skill, this however, cannot be heard as he has a mouth full of dick meat.

I'm in this corner blowing my dads penis, 25 cents to watch.

I like camping cause it makes me harder to kill. Lol, I love camping. Dad not to hard!

Random kid: I love when my dad fucks me.
ME: Shut the fuck up you god damned Massdestuction.
Random kid: Hey! thats my brother you're talking about..
Me: That makes sense..

by Ohtehnoes June 28, 2012

massageturbate

The act of giving yourself a massage, generally done out of envy for the cutesie couple you hang out with.

Robert and Lianna decided to get cute and give each other massages and I'm left out in the cold to massageturbate. #foreveralone

by KruseMissile March 12, 2015

Massage Psychotherapy

is a healing modality which works on physical pain by identifying and understanding the emotional pain that manifested the physical symptoms. Massage Psychotherapists incorporate therapeutic massage on resting facial expressions and body posture to work on repressed emotions. MPTs see the body, mind and spirit as a whole. They look at pain simply as some type of resistance to reality. MPTs are highly trained in medical massage and charge on average $180 per an hour session.

Who would have known that Massage Psychotherapy could fix her resting b*tch face?

by Dr. Gangemi July 20, 2017