1 definition by KruseMissile
The act of giving yourself a massage, generally done out of envy for the cutesie couple you hang out with.
Robert and Lianna decided to get cute and give each other massages and I'm left out in the cold to massageturbate. #foreveralone
by KruseMissile March 12, 2015
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