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melissa

a person who is jealous of someone else's gummy bear
wow, you are acting like such a melissa
by crocodile123456 April 3, 2025
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Melissa Boos

Melissa Boos needs to stop ghosting and breaking hearts.
by hbd:) April 13, 2025
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Melissa Gallo Fumero Is Also Known As, Julia Lopez Robles Estrada Tanna
Melissa Gallo Fumero Is Also Known As, Julia Lopez Robles Estrada Tanna
by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025
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melissa and nat

These bitches are the shit and will always be the hottest bitches. These hoes pull all the hotties and have every man including yours.
i love melissa and nat they are the baddest hoes ever
by stinkaasshoe May 7, 2025
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Melissa

A woman who’s neither pretty nor ugly — someone a man would date or have sex with if he has no other options.
She’s a Melissa, but she’s better than nothing.

She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.
by Rosestorm September 17, 2025
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