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Marissa

The type of girl to nag and never leave you alone. She wants all of your attention and never keeps a guy around for long because of it. When push comes to shove, she enjoys barking orders and not compromising much of anything.
Guy: bro I just met this chick Marissa.
Guy 2: dude stay away she'll rip your head off.
by Babonatoli April 3, 2017
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mediscare

Coined by George W. Bush in the first debate against John Kerry. Meaning senators scared of a giving away precious tax dollars to the US Medical System.
Bush - In the senate these days its not medicare... Its mediscare!
by HitAndRun October 20, 2004
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Meiser

This is a name with some great background. Anyone carrying that name carries it with a lot of pride. A Meiser is a well respected person with a great attitude and positive thoughts.
Yesterday I met a stunning gentleman, he probably was a Meiser
by RobbieBubble May 1, 2018
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Dirty Marissa

When you rub someone’s back until the orgasam so hard that they throw up and then turn it into soup and feed it to the homeless.
Oh yea on the weekend I did a dirty Marissa

Damn bro that’s hot
by Mymomsanalcoholicslut November 2, 2021
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marist mafia

Marist Mafia was founded by two young men whose lives have been corrupted by drugs, extortion, and other organised crime. These two men are infamous all over the world, particually in Mediteranian countries such as Italy and Sicily. These two men go by the names of Roboito© and Santino©.

Both of these Mafia Dons© have not only inherited a vast amount of financial inferstructure, but they have also added to it to a fairly large extent (with the money that they aquire from organised crime).

These 2 Godfathers© have ways of dealing with people that you couldn't even dream of. They wouldn't just wack you, they would do something far more traditional. First, they would panty raid you. Then, they would spit roast you. And finally, they would put you on the block. These are all unsavoury acts which are best not to even be thought about.

Roboito© and Santino© tend to work alone when it comes to the business part of Marist Mafia dealings. However, they have millions of worldwide associates. For example: in the South West Pacific they have connections and colleagues who go by the name of DOS disciple of sniffa LTB, 565, SCAT SOLDIERS, PANTY RAID AUTHENTIC and many more.

These two founders of the Marist Mafia have also founded another world famous institute which is run by an associate of Roboito© and Santino©. However this associates name is confidential. This institute is called M.M.D.B.C which stands for MARIST MAFIA DRIVE BY COMMITTEE©. The Committee uses a range of guns from AK's to Berettas to Glocks to Fo Fo's.

So as you can see, the Marist Mafia is a worldwide organisation who has a reputation for organised crime, drugs and extortion throughout the world.

A few words of wisdom...
Don't fuck with the Marist Mafia.
Marist Mafia says: "Ayo Franky! You come round here one more time, I'm gonna have to wack ya! KA-PEESH?

Franky says: "No, please Roboito© and Santino©!! I'll do anything! Why would you even dream of touching me anyway"?

Marist Mafia says: "Because I do what i wanna do ya know! SMOKE 'EM!
PRRAAAAAAATT!
by LTB565 January 10, 2005
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marissa

This person is usually a hoe and also at some point is a control freak.
Man my girl is a marissa.
by Hank1220 December 2, 2013
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Maris

The act of sudden, random violence against an inanimate object after losing one's temper with said object. Primarily involves inflicting massive damage, usually with an axe or other suitable weapon, but may also include defecating in/on the object in question afterwards.
He lost his temper then Maris'ed his car right up
by Razorjack October 1, 2010
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