meatball

A group of 6 very meaty but very swoll young adults. A meatball never does cardio or legs. The vape and the gym go hand in hand.

God that kid is such a meatball, you should fuck him right now. Look at that fat cloud he just blew!

by Meatmanvape August 10, 2016

Dropping Meatballs

Dropping Poop from your ass

Piper, I just dropped a meatball
Tori, there is alot of meatballs
We're gonna go Dropping Meatballs

by fuckittlol October 7, 2014

Sweatsock and two meatballs

A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.

"I saw that sweatsock and two meatballs last night. It wasn't very big!"

by Mari Malice October 16, 2007

Meatmask

-noun

An omni-shredder is a small handheld device that turns anything fed into it to mulch. They're used to protect confidentiality in the workplace. If you modify it to wear it on your face and look like a mouth, you have what vorephiles call a meatmask. It puree's meat and bone and shoots a messy meat smoothie down the throat tube of the wolf-wannabe. A meatmask is illegal, like you didn't know.

"I bought a second hand broken meatmask off ebay, it gets me hot, just thinking about how many people it gobbled up."

by MEATLOVHER March 4, 2009

Meathammer

When someone is asserting their dominance.

"Did you see Steve?! He brought meathammer down on the guy hitting on his girlfriend! The guy left with his tail between his leg."

by TheNotChoosenOne April 5, 2015

ein matzav

An Israeli expression, that litterally translates to "there is no situation". It means "definitely not".

(a) "Will you come to school tomorrow?"
(b) "With this teacher? Ein Matzav"

by Leahmor May 3, 2005

meatwallet

A burly man who doesn't really know that he's cool.

Man 1: I suck.
Man 2: Meatwallet, you have seen anything have you?

by Smart American Male September 10, 2006