When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!
The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!
by RickyTodd September 19, 2009
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When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.
She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.
Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.
Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.
She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.
Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.
Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
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A girl that is so mean, dismissive, and overall negative with her man that it makes you wonder why puts up with it? Answer: she must have a penocha magica.
Dude, RJ’s girl was on his case about some bullshit, I dunno how he does it dude.
Brohem, I think she has the penocha magica.
Brohem, I think she has the penocha magica.
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by Lidelalo October 8, 2017
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One side being turned inwards is called the mystery backwards oreo.
One side being turned inwards is called the mystery backwards oreo.
Bill: *is eating oreos* Oh man! I got a magical mystery backwards oreo!
John: Aw. I only got a mystery backwards oreo.
John: Aw. I only got a mystery backwards oreo.
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Magica makes your favorite band look like a bunch of pansies with seaweed coming out of their ears and or ear vaginas
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