mud queen

a woman who prefers to sail the skin boat up the fudge canal instead of the tuna river.

I introduced anal sex to my wife with the help of a vibrator, and now she's a mud queen. It's a love story!

by metro east bastard October 14, 2006

Mud Pretzel

My god, I cannot believe this has not been defined yet.
The effect of too much anal and not enough vaginal. The penis will warp upwards, downwards, to the right, or to the left, or any variation of these. Many male pornstars who specialize in the butt experience this later in their career

Porn Executive: I'd sign you, but I'm afraid you have a mud pretzel.
Porn Star: A mud pretzel; what's that?
Porn Executive: Beats me, it hasn't been defined yet.

by .Woody April 12, 2009

Mud Butt

Simply put, diarhea, a horrible shit that you cant hold in any longer.Commonly used on the Chappelles Show.

Aw shit, I knew I shouldnt have ate that burger, now I got Mud butt and no place to shit.

by neverrusty October 23, 2006

Mud Baby

A person whose personality and/or physical appearance is so vile and repulsive that it inconceivable that they originated in a human womb. The only explanation for their existence is that they spontaneously arose from a pile of mud and/or fecal matter.

Nancy Grace is a mud baby, and so is that annoying chubby woman on her show that quotes Shakespeare.

by KingWolfos August 6, 2008

Mud Cup

A disposable plastic drink cup with some water in it used by cigarette smokers as a makeshift ashtray. After a while; it becomes filled with so many used cigarette butts, the contents of it look like muddy tobacco sludge.

At Mike's party; I reached over for my beer cup. Since I was drunk, I didn't realize I was about to take a swig from the Mud Cup. Thank God someone stopped me before I chugged the whole damn thing.

by Dr. Claw March 13, 2010

Mud-squirrel

A piece or pieces of excrement.

If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".

Sabrina: "Dan where are you?"
Dan: "I'm in the bathroom, wrestling out a mud-squirrel"

by Dan McGrath March 15, 2007

Mud Cricket

A Mud cricket is basically a Bruce County whore. She has sex with anything and anybody. Sucks dicks dry and hops onto another. Either getting pliers in a forest or in the mud

Damn, have you seen that Mud Cricket dan?
No. Why?
Well she’s a Whore

by BruceCountyDude May 29, 2018