Monkerachi

When a person or thing is acting clumsy or making a silly mistake, embarrassing oneself or making a fool out of yourself that looks comical to others.

Chris: dude the TV isnt turning on!
Cros: wow what a monkerachi piece of shit.

by ☞cope☜ December 13, 2014

monster trucking

ear dick

monster trucking is to put the dick in the ear

by hdjsoaksjshdjsk April 24, 2019

gelatinous monster

A monster that fangoriously devours, and subsequently digests legs.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillarys' legs are being digested.

by the cheat September 13, 2003

load monger

A Female or Gay Male that loves to swallow semen.

The girl I spent last night with was a load monger.

by desantism July 25, 2004

weave monster

n. A female with a busted hair weave. To have to much hair weave in one's head.

Did you see that weave monster in the beauty shop?

by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

Shirt monster

The shirt monster is the cousin of the sleeve monster. Seems to be more dangerous than the sleeve monster because it eats the entire shirt rather than just the sleeves. The shirt monster seems to strike right before fights, after nights of drinking, and sporadically throughout the day.

*roommate walks out shirtless*

Me: did the shirt monster get you?

by barnhart08 November 10, 2011

titty monger

The name given to somebody to eats titties like they a packed lunch.

Rosie was shocked when she seduced Brad back to her car and he acted like a titty monger by enhaling her breasts into his mouth!!

by batshitcray February 22, 2015