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Earl Jarred Mars

The dumbest fucker around. Earl Jarred Mars is such a fucking idiot that he can fucking throw a grenade at an enemy and end up killing his teammates who are on the other side of the map....

with.out.fail.
WATCH OUT EARL JARRED MARS HAS A BOMB
by XD-Anon June 27, 2019
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Lil Mars

Lil Mars is the one of the best new upcoming mumble rappers. Lil Mars has a new EP coming out in 2019. Lil Mars is also one of the hottest rappers in the world and all the girls love him. Lil Mars will be considered As one of the greats in rap in no time.
Person 1: “ wow did you hear lil Mars new song.”
Person 2: “Yeah just like all of his other songs it’s a banger”
by Lil.Mars November 18, 2018
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the spiders from mars

1)aka: monkeys from space
2)winless in the bourbon bowl
3)winless period
4)dress funny when playing beer pong
5)team captain will never beat Troy
1/2 of the space monkeys had Troy beaten 6 cups to none, but Troy made the redemption and came back to win the game.
by Troy March 24, 2005
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Bruno Mars

Very talented singer who puts his vocals to commercial tunes use, usually cheesy pop-ballad type songs for his adoring girl fan-base
Guy1: Bruno Mars has some voice on him, Unique like Bowies but a stronger range

Guy2: Yeah totally agree, pity his songs are complete muck. On the up-side Joe was involved in an orgy in a club, the DJ put Bruno Mars music on & before Joe knew it he was surrounded by girls on the dance floor
by Dumguy1Dumguy2 October 27, 2011
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Shooting Mars

It's when you aim a gun at Mars and shoot
"Hey, what are you up to?"
"Not much just shooting Mars, how about you?"
"Not much was just wondering what you were up to"
by CH L L L I N December 19, 2006
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bars from Mars

I got bars from mars 373727373737272 cars and you have um ars
by curly kale May 6, 2022
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the mars volta

Band that caters to striving pseudo-intellectuals. Looks deep and meaningful on the surface, but has no more substance than 80's butt-rock (hair) music.
The Mars Volta and System of a Down, while their music is pleasing to listen to, and seems to have deep lyrics are pretty shallow. They rely on simple-minded bush bashing (SOAD) and big words haphazardly thrown together (The Mars Volta) to sound creative, unique, and hardcore.
by Butt-Trakis September 9, 2006
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