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lombitch

The most extreme of any lombax fan, preferrable the lombax "Ratchet". A lombitch can be 10 times the fan of any standard fuzztaku.

You know you've found a lombitch when an internet user recognizes any and all lombax porno that's presented.
Person 1: "That guy has ever piece of Ratchet promo/prono ever created!"

Person 2: "He must be a lombitch"
by Ratchelicious August 3, 2006
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Lombardi Tickle

The act of caressing/tickling someone´s face with your penis.
A more tender alternative to the infamous Lombardi slap (
The act of smacking one's penis across another's face).
"My asian boyfriend tried to Lombardi slap me yesterday, but it felt more like a Lombardi tickle"
by TheGoose27 October 20, 2009
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lomando

drug lords, love fat backwoods n pouring up wockhardt all day. FAt dabs low temp. COusin killed sum1 locked away 4 life #did12nowimout . Move pounds to get around yurd my oldest son Gabe will crack ya skull dont front bitch.
Yo u seee that boii over der he gon get lomando'd if he say some caka.
by Chrisditrapio November 20, 2017
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LOMAC

LOad of Maddening Asinine Crap, otherwise known as Lock On: Modern Air Combat.

A jocular flight sim that is a prime indicator of the sorry state of PC flight sims. Despite the fact that it has no real campaign system, ludicrous system requirements, a lack of detailed avionics modelling, a poorly-coded graphics engine, and more bugs than the Brazilian rainforest, it is still championed by some as the "king of military flight sims" by people who have never played Falcon 4.0
Flight Simmer 1: Hey, have you placed LOMAC?
Flight Simmer 2: No way, I refuse to poison my computer with that shit.
by Gazuga April 10, 2004
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Lombardi party

An on going battle of males unexpectingly slapping eachother with their penises.
Guy 1: Whats with the eye patch?

Guy 2:Jake nailed me in the eye last night in that insane lombardi party.
by TJ1254 March 27, 2008
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lominous

when a man's penis is inverted from the urethra out in an unorderly fashion.
FUCK!!!!! Carl's dick is lominous!
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Lome

Are you lome?
by Melmelkaskas February 23, 2015
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