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I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."
by forestrychick November 30, 2011
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nice guys finish last

A phrase that references the general lack of incentive/respect that is provided by society for virtuous behavior, instead being reserved for those demonstrating more superficial qualities.

In the material sense, this is all too often true in that the price of success is forgoing one's integrity to satisfy a culture based largely on insincerity and self interest.

Philosophically, the benefit of this lifestyle is debatable.
1. Boy did you ever bomb that interview by not laughing at the recruiter's dead baby joke. Nice guys finish last, fool!

2. Nice guys finish last...but nly if you're racing the wrong way.
by Bringing up the rear April 14, 2006
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nice guys finish last

To me it refers to a man who is of course a nice guy but one who doesn't fit the mold of his society which for this phrase is usually a piss poor society which the males and females are trashy and have few values and the women go for like kind. This man will perhaps have a few friends and if any of those friends happen to be female they'll not be interested in him because he is not of their mold. But people who come from a enviroment which is piss poor will most likely tell you "It refers to a guy who doesn't hit women or treat them like shit. Which in their society treating the woman like shit is attractive. Or The ugly duckling.
Nice Guy :Will you go out with me?
Nice Guy's Female friend : Sorry not interested.
Nice Guy : ohhhhhh :(
Nice Guy's Female friend :But don't worry you'll find a girl your a really nice guy just remember nice guys finish last.
by HolyPikachu September 29, 2014
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Last Winner

The better way to tell someone they are a loser even though to you and everyone else they still are and forever will be a loser.
*People running a Marathon*
...And the winner is John Smith!!
*After a two hour time lapse, the last person crosses the finish line*
...And the Last Winner is Steven Johnson!
*Announcer speaking to himself*
He is such a loser!!
by N.S.S. January 28, 2010
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Last Kill

noun:
1. a kill which occurs after all others; the final kill

verb:
1. to obtain the last kill as defined above
n:
When JKA was uninstalled from Reign's computer, he insured that he would retain the last kill on Kane forever.

v:
Reign last killed Kane.
by sourcealex December 28, 2011
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Obamas last name

It is II. I googled it. Just go on do the same. His last name is II
Person 1: What is Obamas last name?
Person 2: Jeffrey Eppstein didnt kill himself
by Dr. Sucuk187 December 20, 2019
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First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo
Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".
by qdnh92 October 17, 2012
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