Lawson Hill

rhyming slang for the "spill" of cum that over shoots the tissue when you are wacking one out

I change my sheets the other night after a firece night of wanking as there was too much Lawson Hill over my sheets

by The Cheif July 21, 2003

Lampshading

The act in which upon a lampshade is placed in the center of a room, as to accommodate the sperm of 7 - 10 men in a circle jerk.

I stopped by Bobs house the other day and they were in the middle of lampshading. I wanna play the game.

by Ramgela812 October 24, 2019

Lawsoning

To steal from your friends, To borrow with no intention of returning

Stop lawsoning my food!
Its the perfect time to lawson stuff.

by bills blow 69 October 10, 2008

Lampshade

A person who is highly stupid, perverted, sexy, ugly, smart, annoying, smelly and really anything you can think of.

To describe the reason for calling someone "lampshade" is almost impossible since it covers all aspects of what a person might be, except if the person is depressed, then he is a lamp from IKEA

I just want to jizz on her tits and tell her mum about it.

Duuude, your such a lampshade

by abc800itd March 1, 2011

lampshade

a foreskin so big, you can make a lampshade out of it.

the uncut dude has a lampshade

by Illinois Joe November 21, 2004

running laps

A euphomism for drinking alcoholic beverages.

We went out running laps last night and I woke up with a headache.

by SportsZone John April 10, 2005

lapsack

Man's precious jewels

Man, when i was a kid and sat on Santa's lapsack, it always felt like he was sporting wood.

by roofdiddla July 19, 2011