Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.

Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

by baconmeister July 14, 2011

keyboard plant

when your so bored you just slam your head on the keyboard to see what comes up

OMG i soo bored i could just keyboard plant

by Ka-Bloom June 29, 2011

'End' on your keyboard

A function on the keyboard not many people actually know about. You can use this to get to the bottom of a page or website if you don't feel like scrolling down all the way.

"How do I navigate online pages quickly?"

"You can either use 'End' on your keyboard to get to the bottom instantly, or vice versa -- to the top of the page using 'Home' on your keyboard

by Above Average Jojo Fan October 17, 2023

Keyboard Warrior

A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.

These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.

Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.

Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?

Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.

by sleepymf November 3, 2023

Keyboard Smash

A string of random English characters, usually all in a line. It is never used outside of the internet or references to it, and is most often used to express anger.

I was reading a twitter post, and there was a keyboard smash in it.

by Nick6809 November 16, 2023

Mechanical Keyboard

Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.

Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.

by Exodim January 16, 2024

Linear Keyboard

A decent keyboard with flat keys designed for those who don't want to be annoyed by giant keys that require extreme force to push down and the loud clicking sound that comes with it.

Linear keyboards are decent.

by Exodim January 16, 2024