silent keyboard 

A term coined in January, 2004 on Fark.com as a term of honor for a departed member of an online community. Derives from the ham radio expression silent key and is abbreviated SKB.

In memory of Darkhop, gone SKB... we'll miss you, man

silent keyboard by Lady Csyde January 12, 2005

shit keyboard 

the tern usually used for when you make huge typo's over and over in IRC or some type of chat program

fck
fuckkkk
god damn what a shit keyboard

shit keyboard by phatboi20 February 4, 2010

QWERTY keyboard

a keyboard layout that goes
Q W E R T Y U I O P

A S D F G H J K L

Z X C V B N M

what is the QWERTY keyboard?
Q W E R T Y U I O P

A S D F G H J K L

Z X C V B N M

QWERTY keyboard by Sebastian Herb November 14, 2019

Typewriter Keyboard 

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.

"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."

Typewriter Keyboard by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019

crusty keyboard 

A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.

Yeah that kid Shane is such a crusty keyboard

crusty keyboard by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019

Wet Keyboard 

A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.

I am getting a "Wet Keyboard" from my sister tonight! I CANT WAIT

Wet Keyboard by DeathByNoodle May 22, 2019

national keyboard warrior day 

a day for all of the keyboard warriors to come out, some notable ones being max robinson, josh williams, the the king benton scott. the scumass

yo benton, let’s celebrate, it’s national keyboard warrior day!

national keyboard warrior day by Greg Lazzaro December 1, 2019