karl jacobs

karl jacobs is the most wholesome man on earth. he has a huge fanbase made up of his amazing supporters.

karl jacobs I’m also a member of the mr. beast crew and he is a part of the dream smp. he twitch streams on karlnetwork, karl jacobs and his YouTube account is simply karl.

he is known for saying “WHAT THE HONK!!!” and he is one of the many nolan hansen bullies. karl jacobs also have amazing hair and an amazing sense of style. he loves monster drinks, skating, gaming, and his fans!

believe it or not karl jacobs was the first man on the moon.

karl jacobs: “meow”

everyone: yes.

by here4karljacobs November 25, 2021

Karl Jacobs

Karl is the HOTTEST person on earth. He plays minecraft with his friends on twitch. He is obsessed with DREAM, and falls out of his chair all the time.

"Have you heard of Karl Jacobs before?"
"No."
"WHAT THE HONK?! HE IS THE MOST HOTTEST ON EARTH!"

by Wigbee December 8, 2020

Karl Marx

The worst writer after Nietzsche and Ayn Rand. He talked about the exploitation of labor but he hired a slave maid to clean his rotten ass and he refused to pay her. He was a major asshole and a psychopath who despised the borgeoise but lived off the money of his friend Engels' cotton mills. His writings were the reason behind the death of 100 million innocent people

The reason why communism is so shitty is because of its founder, Karl Marx.

by ihatecommunism March 13, 2022

Kale

A pretty cool cat that likes to wear a hat. Doesn't really get mad for the wrong fad. When she sleeps she doesn't make a peep. Quiet as a fox she hides in a box. I think you're awesome like a blossom. If I sang you a lullaby would you be my valentine?

Kale likes to dance in advance.

by knittingkritters February 13, 2014

karla

an Italian long drink popular in Florence... one part Chianti, one part Coca Cola.

Bartender, i'll have a karla on the rocks.

by the blob August 14, 2003

Karla

A girl who works her body like the rent is due tomorrow every day

Look at that Karla saving up those grains of sand in vain.

OMG! That girl standing on the corner of the auto shop is SUCH a Karla.

by daVIDAroxxx October 4, 2010

karl malonism

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

by noss February 13, 2004