cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

by joebananas October 24, 2008

The Devil's Knocker

Like the devil's doorbell, but for your dick instead.

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

-or-

Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!

by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019

biscuit knocker

It is a dumb biscuit also known as a fucking retard

"Hey did you see Jaden over there", "yea he's such a biscuit knocker"

by Tr@$h January 23, 2021

Fart knocker

One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.

He fart knockered the neighbors door down and molested his dog.

by Gabriel Gillard March 17, 2023

Slobber Knockered

A state of being extremely intoxicated to the point there is loss of motor function.

Sorry Jimmy I couldn’t answer your call last night I was really slobber knockered

by Slobbered and Knockered January 16, 2021

Boot Knocker

A male or female that frequents the local Line Dancing bar with the sole purpose of hooking up, not minding the fact it’s the same group of people every week; Boot knockers.

I see him dance with a new girl every week… what a “Boot Knocker”!

by Johnny Han August 17, 2023

Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019