Jessica Biel

Any really Hot Chick who looks like the actress. Also a girl who I'd love to fuck.

"She looks like Jessica Biel

by Wear April 22, 2006

jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006

Jessica Jung

- Sleepy head of Girls' Generation. Hates cucumbers. Ice Princess to be defined exactly. Arrogant and high pitched lady. Violent. Believed to be another Shikshin of SNSD. And btw, she's a member of Girls' Generation.

- Paired Up with Taeyeon as they made the Byun Vocalists.

- Yuri's Wife.

- She and Tiffany are the derp couple.

- Sunny and she are the dumb couple.

- Have a large number of fanboys.

Omg! Jessica Jung is so cute!

by idontcarewhattheysay July 10, 2011

Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!

One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.

Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 3, 2019

Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain

Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

Jessica Smith

baller, cool, funny as frick, tall asf, nice, loves to take long walks on the beach !! HATES BEING CALLED BIG

Everyone needs a JESSICA SMITH in their life

by kahkis August 3, 2018

Jessica Tran

Jessica is an extremely kind and affectionate person with several unique personality traits that make her an interesting character that others wants to be around. Her fun and caring personality make her a great friend, whilst her confidence and compassion make her an excellent role model and leader.

Despite this vibrance and charisma that she brings to the room, she often falls asleep in class like an irresponsible school captain. She is renowned for her rumbling stomach (very relatable) which can turn heads from a mile away and is always getting mysterious bumps and bruises.

She enjoys sending others a cheeky little rickroll and loves acting and movies. However, her constant accusations of others having weird kinks is a facade for her own weird kink for bird cages. She also thinks she's really cool and calls herself "kawaii tiger" but laugh at others for liking pufferfish :(

Despite this, Jessica is a very intelligent, radiant and affectionate person whose smile exudes warmth and charisma. She is a very likeable person that others enjoy being around :)

kawaii tiger: "hey, what's your favourite song?"

jessica: "ummm, do you know the one that goes:

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU"

kawaii tiger: "wow typical jessica tran"

by owenwillyy December 3, 2022