carly rae jepsen

Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but heres my number
so call me maybe?

I love carly rae jepsen song.

by blahlalalalalalala090975446789 October 14, 2012

New Jersey

One of the richest and most educated states in this country. If you can't drive, then get the Hell out, because most of us don't have that kind of patience. The only place that really "smells", like the stereotypes say, is Newark, personally. Has some of the best and biggest malls around, and is home to Jay and Silent Bob.

If you ask someone from Jersey if they're from "Joisey", you deserve a punch in the face.

See also Awesomeness.

I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, and many states of the South(Currently living in Florida.), and I gotta tell ya... JERSEY KICKS ALL THEIR ASSES!!!

by New Jersey Devil August 24, 2005

Jersey Girl

born and raised in New Jersey, specifically the shore. beautiful in a unique way, has the ability to impress with salty hair and sand under her fingernails, makeup and shoes are optional, tanlines are embraced, has a strong attitude and a tough mouth, encompases the phenomena of waking up more stunning than the night before

"Nothing matters in this whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey Girl." -The Boss

by Bridget May 13, 2005

North Jersey

A place with good bagels, great pizza, White Castle, crazy parties, hot girls, and insane, yet clever drivers.
Warning: Show up with a Red Sox or Phillies hat, and we'll beat your ass.

Made up of:
-Bergen County.
-Passaic County.
-Hudson County.
-Union County.
-Morris County.
-Essex County.

Go ahead, call us Bennies. South Jersey would be nothing without North Jersey.

by northjerseybitch. May 21, 2010

Jensen Beach High School

A highschool in Jensen Beach, Florida whose football team is horrible. It is similar to virtually all other highschools in the sense that:

- People reprimand you for having an opinion or being unique
- In the end, you really end up learning nothing useful
- It succeeds in both frusrating you and making your life that much more diffult

I can't wait to get done with Jensen Beach High School so I can fail at life.

by Zynx November 1, 2006

Jersey Turnpike

Face down ass up dancing.

He got a boner from the way that she Jersey Turnpike.

by jerseyslut April 10, 2011

new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).

"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"

by justin suriano June 28, 2006