The Quirky Jewish Boy

When you go skydiving, and you pull down your pant and take a HUGE dump. It accelerates so fast to the ground it becomes a deadly weapon.

The guy has to shit, so he did the Quirky Jewish Boy.

by Pedestrian Hit by brick shit April 11, 2010

jewish fingering

When someone is looking for money in a vending machine

Hey dude did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine

by Puddydestroyer February 25, 2014

Jewish boner

A half boner that is very skeptical of becoming a full on boner, because it doesn't know how invested the partner is.

'I knew she be playin, so I was stuck with this Jewish boner.'

by Deputydrool November 20, 2014

Jebi

Greek word for "pocket"

Keep phone safe, deep in your "jebi".

by TherealAnonypromy May 26, 2018

Jewish space laser

A gay dinosaur

George not found: I am Jewish Space Laser

by IAmGay123 June 13, 2021

Dem Jewish Niggs

a useless piece of human race that Hitler should've eliminated along with the rest of them and turned into soap.

Calm Down Normies its a joke

Dem Jewish Niggs were Gassed

by JAJAJAOSH January 31, 2019

The Jewish disappointment

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first

It’s the Jewish disappointment

by Tiger21boss July 3, 2020