Japanese Rain Goggles

"Japanese Rain Goggles"

The Sexual Act of a Man or Woman sitting on the face of another Man or Woman so the Butt Cheeks of the person on top overlap the eyes of the person laying down. This places the anus directly in the center of the nose and the Vagina or Testicles/Penis of the person on top over the other persons mouth.

In Japanese cultures, the person on top would defecate diarrhea onto the persons face which would slide down the left and right side of the persons face on bottom and seep into the eyes, giving the person on bottom Pink Eye to simulate a vagina in the face.

In English cultures, the person on bottom would simply use the position to lick the Testicles/Penis or Vagina of the person on top until climax. The act is also simply called "Rain Goggles" with the exclusion of the "Japanese" part.

In Korean cultures, the act is performed similar to the Japanese culture with the only variation being the inclusion of the Vagina/Penis/Testicle copulation until climax, at which point the Semen or Vagina Cum would drip into the mouth of the person on bottom. Similarly, it is referred to simply as "Rain Goggles."

In Japanese culture - "I received Japanese Rain Goggles from the hooker on 5th street, now my eyes hurt like hell and I think they're infected worse."

In English culture - "My girlfriend and I switched Rain Goggles for the first time last night. She loved it, I wasn't too thrilled about it though."

In Korean culture - "I swallowed his cum when he gave me Rain Goggles. I hate the taste of it, though!"

by Raining Buckets February 12, 2013

Japanette

a cute, young japanese girl.

I need to hook up with some young japanette.

by syuki November 6, 2006

Japanese Cartoon

TV shows associated with Lolicon (often written as "Loli") due to the frequent depiction of young girls as sex objects.
In some cases used as slang for "Loli".
Synonyms: Anime, Genshin Impact, Child Porn

"Hey did you know Jack watches Japanese Cartoons?"
"EWWWW HE'S A PEDOPHILE??"

by rockyBalboa_05 April 4, 2022

Jabaness

A really obese person

A Jabaness lady walked into the bar and ate four sandwiches.

by Shuligan September 19, 2005

japanese flyswatter

The act of slapping somebody in the face with your penis after you blow your load in there mouth, causing them to spit it out.

"He bruised my cheek after giving me the old Japanese Flyswatter"

by kingofdablumpkins June 15, 2009

Japanese girls

For those that can't get white girls.

Do you find yourself too intimated or too geeky to approach attractive white girls? Have you ever tried to talk to and have been rejected by that cute redhead next door, that stunning brunette in history class, or that blonde cheerleader you've always dreamed of? Then worry no more, Japanese girls are here to help you feel lonely no longer! For many years, Japanese girls have provided an alternative way for men to enjoy love and companionship at an easier price. No longer do you have to be that strong quarterback, or that Brad Pitt look-alike just to have those boring doll-faced white girls drooling over you. Countless Japanese girls and most other Asian girls dye their black hair blonde or red and get blue or green eye contacts all the time, which means you get the same qualities you look for in a white girl, but easier. All you have to do to win the hearts of Japanese girls (no matter how nerdy you are) is be either a white guy or a black guy!!!

by honestwhitemanXIII May 2, 2011

Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.

Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!

by Russell May 13, 2005