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Jade Monkey

Originating from the classic Simpsons episode 'Homer Goes to College' the term Jade Monkey has been coined as a small bottle of alcohol used only for shots that mysteriously appears while drinking max beers.
The night became rather rambunctious once Leif gifted the party with shots from his Jade Monkey
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She lit a jade with her Zippo lighter.
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Jaiden

Jaiden is a smart, beautiful intelligent girl😍. She enjoys laughing 😂, and is very goofy 🙃. She has an attitude and is sassy but is the loyalist friend you could ever have. Just don’t push your limits.
Jaiden is so fine and pretty.
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She's kind of weird and doesn't talk much but she still is a great friend.
Jaiden is so cool.
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Jaiden is someone so different from everyone else. She’s probably very insecure about who she is but everyone knows how pretty and amazing she is. That bitch can move and she don't care. A Jaiden knows she a hottie and ain’t afraid to admit it. She‘s too funny and is just overall happy but has her moods. She's awesome. Just make sure you don’t lose her because she’s a great friend! You will regret it if you do.
Girl: damn look at them moves. She don't care who’s looking! She’s definitely a Jaiden.
Girl 2: Yeah that girl just too good to be true

Boy: She’s a hottie
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Jaidey

Gamer girl, her user might be FANTAKILLOS on Xbox
Guy one: I need a gamer girl

Guy two: Maybe get a Jaidey
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Jade

Jade is that girl that you just love to death. She's brilliant, charismatic, charming, perfect, and amazing. She has that smile worth dying for and is the most beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on, with beautiful eyes and brown hair. You're lucky to even know her. Jade is an absolute angel and goddess among others.
"Dude, you see Jade at school?"
"Yeah, she's hot as fuck, I wish I could date her."
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