Sandy J

The act of giving a someone a hand job using sand paper only.

Jeff gave Harold one hell of a Sandy J today.

Oh shit dude, I hope my girlfriend doesn't give me a Sandy J tonight.

by beemd June 3, 2013

The Top J

The Top J represents the man, the myth, and the legend himself; Jerdani Kraja🤑!!! This man is #blessed enough to be able to sell us THE STRETCHIEST and best YoungLa Family Owned Clothing😮! The Top J is my best friend, and we always connect on a higher vibrational level👽, oh yeah and you can't forget about his infatuation with underage Instagram girls😎

"Yo man...Did you hear?? The Top J just released a new RGMNT chain!! A MUST COP! FUAAAA"

by Anonymous 444 January 17, 2023

J Praise

A youtuber known for his song wasted and is also gay

Wanna know some thing gay j praise

by 254359323 October 24, 2019

J-Town

A border town near El Paso, Texas (AKA Juarez, Mexico) where local college students from NMSU (New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, New Mexico) and UTEP (University of Texas at El Paso, Texas) go to get really really intoxicated. Features drink-n-drown for $10 and the legal drinking age in MX is 18 ;)

It's Monday at noon, finals are over. Let's all get in the car and go to J-Town!

by James December 21, 2003

j-cup

The ultra-class size breasts of women within the realm of japanese pornography.

J-cup stars are awesome. Some of the best are Matsushima Marina and Ohura Anna.

by Blake J-Cup Fan November 16, 2005

J. Arthur

Background: London rhyming slang. Named after J. Arthur Rank, a twentieth century British film producer.

NOUN: Masturbation, or Wank. Rank provding the requisite rhyme.

NOTE: Besides the obvious rhyme origin, this piece of slang may come from the famous opening of Rank's films, which depicted a muscular man in a Toga banging a gong.

"Carmen Electra is so hot, I give myself a J. Arthur every time she's on TV."

by bernard leonard January 5, 2009

J-date

An online Jewish Dating Service.

"I got a J-date in an hour."

by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004