The poor man's Indianapolis. This is the town that is generally visited by those that are too cheap or lazy to drive to Indianapolis.
This town has more meth labs and meth heads then Howard and Tipton County and the City of Elwood combined. Pregnancy is probably high too considering the kids of Tipton and Elwood come here and visit the motels because mommy and daddy are home or because a boys' girlfriends lives here because well we all know you can't get away with anything in a small town.
*insert Cheers theme song*
This town has more meth labs and meth heads then Howard and Tipton County and the City of Elwood combined. Pregnancy is probably high too considering the kids of Tipton and Elwood come here and visit the motels because mommy and daddy are home or because a boys' girlfriends lives here because well we all know you can't get away with anything in a small town.
*insert Cheers theme song*
"Hey Brian, where are you taking Cindy tonight?"
"Oh I'm gonna take her up to Kokomo, Indiana because I can't take her home my mom and dad are there."
Or
" Are we going to Indianapolis, Indiana tonight to have a really nice date."
"I'm sorry but I work at McDonald's and I can't afford to take you on a nice date. I do you have enough money where we can get Motel 6. You're on birth control right?"
"......."
"Oh I'm gonna take her up to Kokomo, Indiana because I can't take her home my mom and dad are there."
Or
" Are we going to Indianapolis, Indiana tonight to have a really nice date."
"I'm sorry but I work at McDonald's and I can't afford to take you on a nice date. I do you have enough money where we can get Motel 6. You're on birth control right?"
"......."
by teksucks July 16, 2017
Having sex with a woman with a tobacco dip in your mouth, then pushing her legs apart and spitting on her vagina.
by Saint_Chemistry December 30, 2022
When she pounds your dick so hard it gets bundled up like a cabbage and you cut your dick off when its ripe (when its blue as the ocean) and then you slice it up in to thin strips and ferment it for a year then pickle it.
by CnekgdpsLover33 January 3, 2021
by jfay April 17, 2018
The place where all kids go to chill.. as if
One wif of the bathroom you will com out smellin like fruits and weed😭
Don’t step foot in the schools in General you will see bitches getten they ah beat n ppl with collars and leashes being pulled around
One wif of the bathroom you will com out smellin like fruits and weed😭
Don’t step foot in the schools in General you will see bitches getten they ah beat n ppl with collars and leashes being pulled around
by Yumomma10000 December 13, 2021
by big_stroker January 17, 2021