betes

What you call a person with diabetes without having to say the whole word.

I was at a nudist colony and Betes over there shot up with insulin before munching some box.

by J. Miller February 1, 2005

Insta-betes

Instant diabetes; a form of diabetes contracted in a single bite of something.

Maple glazed bacon donuts are delicious, but beware: Three bites puts you at serious risk of insta-betes.

by lebonj February 1, 2010

Pear-betes

A disease on a person in which the stomach region hangs out further then the chest. The name comes from looking like a pear (fat down bottom, thinner up top). Pear-betes is more common in men.

Someone who is over-wieght may suffer from Pear-betes, unless of course they have man boobs that hang over there big stomach. Symptoms of Pear-betes is almost the same as being over-weight, excesscive eating and sweating just to name a couple.

by john technics December 23, 2009

video-betes

the side affects of sitting around and playing video games for far too long like legs falling asleep hunger constipation and and overall grungey looking

im suffering from some mad video-betes right nowi can barely feel my legs

by haha i added a word July 13, 2010

Bucket O' Betes

(BUH-kit oh BEE-tees)
A large portion of anything, usually a medley of foods with large amounts of saturated and trans fats. These foods are usually eaten by people with BMI's over 90. Bucket O' Betes is a good, safe alternative to hanging yourself.

I went to Panda the other day, and got a Bucket O' Betes with extra soy sauce and a Dr. Pepper.

by Nicholas Mokover February 17, 2008

The betes

A name for an unknown creepy disease (taken from the end of "Diebetes", but not actually refering to diabetes"

I bet she has a serious case of the betes.

by cratch April 17, 2008

The Betes

When you eat so much food you get full blown diabetes immediately

Just had Buffalo Wild Wings, got the betes so fast

by ArchdukeDiabetes September 30, 2018