intellectual

1.A person capable of writing grammatically correct phrases expressing the fashionable opinions of the day.
2.Self styled national conscience and natural leader.

3.Linguistic acrobat specialising in moral postures and verbal smoke and mirrors.

The Western intellectuals find themselves in a desperate situation. In order to justify their existence within the limits of the straitjacket of their own design (such as Political Correctness and Multiculturalism), they have to resort to insincerity, selective outrage, taking offence on the behalf of others, ignoring atrocities committed by privileged, oppressed people.

Censorship and intimidation is the wet dream of the intellectuals. It is the only acceptable safety net when balancing on a tightrope in world of ever changing sensibilities and linguistic prohibitions, producing a spectacle of moral indignation in competition for the attention of a fickle audience.

Fear of ridicule is the constant companion of the Politically Correct intellectual in his battle against facts and observations by the uneducated.

by Raymond Watts October 25, 2009

Military Intelligence

The mother of all oxymorons. Also the excuse that Republican presidents use to perpetrate such "just wars" as the current war on Iraq.

"Military intelligence" tells us that whichever country next chooses to oppose the USA is deserving of supreme vengeance.

by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005

intellectual chess

Intellectual Chess is a drunken game which entirely not based upon regular chess. The game involves taking a large knife, spraying the blade with deodorant, setting fire to it, and then throwing it to each other (NB: throwing it to each other, not at each other.) Intellectual Chess has been played only once, and nobody was hurt.

We were drunk enough that we actually played Intellectual Chess last night.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Intelligate

To make oneself intelligent

Read the news paper it will make you intelligate.

by Jenna R January 7, 2008

intellectual terrorist

logical activist; one who engages study, reflection, and speculation to overawe adversaries for the purpose of effecting societal change.

Armed with 10,000 internets, intellectual terrorists studiously exposed his slew of logical fallacies, shredding any remaining credibility he had to pull the wool over the public's eyes.

by snow50 March 5, 2015

Incel

"Incel" refers to someone who is involuntarily incelibate, stereotypically a male. Incel attitudes are commonly exhibited on Reddit/4Chan/8Chan forums and in comments section of media containing women. Colloquially, it entails entitlement to female body parts and attention, male supremacy, male victim mentality, entitlement to absolute respect from the society's vulnerable populations (sex workers, women, trans woman), harassment of women on the internet, and even acts of physical violence. It significantly overlaps with misogyny and is seen most in highly individualistic cultures. The internet is not a friendly place for women because of them.

Jeffrey spends his days watching pornography and posting retaliatory comments about how he feels entitled to certain women's bodily fluids, even if the content was pirated and there's no way the woman would have anything to do with him in real life. Jeffrey is entitled because he is an incel.

by agp54 November 26, 2019

Incel

A bunch of entitled, angry dudes that use forums to discuss how many rapes and woman bashings they’ve done that week. These people think that they have an absolute right to have sex with a random girl off the street. (Or anywhere) and if they don’t get laid because of either their shit ass personality or the way they treat a partner like trash. They go out shooting up sororities yelling “DIE WOMEN DIE!”

It is also known that this certain type of individual will go out protesting with all his virgin buddies and try to make rape legal to “even the playing field”

Incel 1: Who else wants some fuck?
Incel 2: Me.
Incel 3 MEE!
Incel 1: ugh.. I’ve been waiting fifty years for some fuck... ):
Incel 2: I’m tired of waiting for a Stacy who will let me treat her like trash! I just say we get it on with each other... (;
Incel 3: IM IN FOR ANYTHING IM DESPERATE!
Incel 1: ...
Incel 2: .....
Together: YEAH! *Jumps in the air and high fives together*

by WendyLoveGirl February 2, 2019