two men walk into a bar

The start of another boring, bland, and overused joke.

Two men walk into a bar. Nothing else proceeds to happen.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021

defect into east Germany

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

falling into a manhole

the act of falling into a manhole is when your having random sex doggy style and when you look down there is a gigantic black gaping void where not even light can escape.

becker guide to measuring manholes:

1. pencil tip
2. pinkey sized
3. D battery
4. you blow into it and i whistles
5. fist
6. head
7. can be used as a sleeping bag

dont go falling into a manhole now!

by killjoy420haha June 3, 2011

a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City

When a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City, it means somebody has trauma or PTSD of drowning.
Mostly used it people by the river

Guy 1: i have memories of a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City, its horrible man.
Guy 2: oh my....thats bad...
Guy 1: i cant get over it.

by RealRack February 8, 2020

pee into a violin

To waste effort on someone or something.

Don't tell Mr. Panayotis that you can finish that project tonight. Telling him something like that is like trying to pee into a violin!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Speak Into Existence

To hypothesize a situation so much, that it actually happens

Person 1:I bet the red team is gonna win this one.
Person 2: Don't speak into existence! The red team does nothing but win, they need to lose this one.

by wowUcantplugitinsomewhereweles February 25, 2018

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 3, 2003