Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area

man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!

by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016

Raising The Barn

A form of the Eiffel Tower (Sexual Position), smothered in condensed milk (can be substituted for condensed coconut milk for dietary restrictions), in which three partners go to town. Picture the yogurt skittles commercial.

Shit dawg - I had to shower twice after raising the barn last night.

by TheOnlyGio801 June 16, 2023

Barn Whore

can also be referred to as a Horse Hopper, is someone who does not own their own horse and so gets rotated around the horses at their barn. However, this term cannot be used on people who have their own horse but ride other peoples more often than their own, or people who own multiple horses.

“Pfft I don’t have my own horse, I’m a Barn Whore”

by denvermak June 19, 2023

barn owl

A barn owl is a lazy farm worker, who instead of doing the job s/he agreed to be paid to do, is likely to be found sleeping in the barn.

I'm tired of hiring teenagers to help work this farm with me only to find out they want to be highly paid barn owls!

by Lacemaker427 September 7, 2018

Charlie Barnes

A band member of Bastille and lead singer of the society pages, and makes solo works as well. His musical talent is legendary. He’s one of the nicest people you could ever meet and gives the best hugs. He has the best sense of humor and will instantly make you smile. You’ll want to stay friends with this guy.

Charlie Barnes new album is amazing!

by bastillefangirl November 6, 2020

tom barnes

He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.

i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.

by sphinx909 July 5, 2023

slut barn

A place where a lot of sluts are

-John "That place is a slut barn"

by Jakeguy8000 February 10, 2015