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Thrift Store

A thrift store can go beyond clothes...
Thrift stores can help the whole community
by esrahhh May 12, 2019
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store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.
I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Grocery Store Pony

They rode us like a grocery store pony.
by davvvo March 4, 2019
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stored emotions

emotions that have been built up for a long time and you just fucking go off randomly or have a break down because of it.
did you see what Eva said to josh in the group chat?... I think she has stored emotions
by thebeautyofitall June 17, 2019
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Challenged store

When you work in the grocery industry and your boss says you are working in a challenged store he really means it’s a shit hole.
The store you are going to work at is a “Challenged Store”
by GroceryGuy302 August 20, 2019
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Store

The place you go if you want to see hookers in the front of it soon asking you to go in the shed and have some fun after you cum out with bagels in her ass and lube in yours
Hey that guy just went to the store

The store man so creep shit happens there
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Store

The place your mom forgets you every time.
by TotallyNotAmerican October 11, 2019
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