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makes my ass hurt

This is an adjectival expression best used to describe people, places, things, moments, and events that are so annoying/stupid/ridiculous/grating that patience diminishes, moods deflate, and the threat of violence increases. Basically, this phrase can be used to describe anything or anyone that grates on your last nerve.
The fact that we are having a departmental meeting to discuss cover sheets and TPS reports really makes my ass hurt.
by 1AnastasiaBeaverhausen July 31, 2010
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Miami Hurricanes

Official supplier to state prisons.
Another former player of the Miami Hurricanes was jailed this week....
by Saweeet July 14, 2006
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The hurricane that totally destroyed New Orleans and whatever is surrounding it. People have been dying every day and still are (people are still stranded as I write this)
Hurricane Katrina is by far the most devastating hurricane we have ever seen.
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miami hurricanes

The college version of the cincinatti bengals
During team meetings the miami hurricanes come up with alibis
by badgersfan October 7, 2007
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hurb

"That kid's a fucking hurb"
by Anonymous October 29, 2003
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hurtcore

A play on the word "hardcore". It is rape porn. It goes beyond S&M because it involves actual rape and abuse. Usually humiliation, pain, hurting, etc are involved. Although its something people ask for on message boards, very little of it exists, because most people do not enjoy seeing others harmed.
"I'm an arrogant little fucker who wants to see people raped and humiliated, can you get me some hurtcore to jerk off to."

"You want to see hurtcore? I have a crow bar and a camera right here. Maybe you and I can make some for you."

"Oh, uhhhh, uhh actually nevermind."
by Andolini November 7, 2012
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hurf-durf

Exclamation. "DURRRR YOU'RE AN IDIOT."

Origin: Metafilter, 2005. "Hurf Durf Butter Eater" was the self description of the notorious Metafilter user U.N. Owen when she was complaining about how people called her fat when it wasn't her fault she was allergic to exercise. Used as an noun earlier (see other entries).
Arnold: I'm not leaving this place until I get my refund!
Betty: HURF-DURF.
by Shii August 27, 2007
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