Hoch

A douchebag most likely a teacher of some sort. Prob. a teacher of the cock.Also known as cone head, bald old guy, fag, dicksucker, penis head.

Man Coach Hoch sucks the biggest dick on Earth.

by pseudonym2331 December 23, 2008

Hitch

Hoe ass bitch

Look at that ugly Hitch!!!

by jenniejinx November 25, 2010

hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.

Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

Hoach

N: An Old Hoe (Male or Female) that advises young hoes on the "game" so that they don't make the same mistakes as the "hoach"

"Girl you going to All-Star Weekend this year? If so, I know a hoach you need to holla at before you go." Or "Nigga I'm retired, I'm hoaching now.

by RomieRom May 21, 2011

hitch tease

When hitch-hicking, a person who slows down and then pulls away is known as a hitch tease.

It turns out that old people love to hitch tease.

by Jamie Chennells December 30, 2007

hitchings

Blonde hair and a nice girl, tries really hard to fit and desperatly wants to be popular. not best friends material but is fun to hang around with, very attractive but doesnt know how to dress/wear makeup! good person despite being a wannabe sometimes.

"look at her trying to fit it"
"yeah, what a hitchings... she seems quite nice though"

by poplopolo November 23, 2013

hitch hikin' under the sheets

1. the act of playing with one's self

"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."

by gingervitus May 7, 2008