helen, ga

A small German town in the foothills of the Appalachian mountains with a population around 1000 people. It is estimated that over 1.5 million people visited Helen in 2011. The majority of tourists are either Indian or from Florida. Helen is known for having Americas longest lasting Oktoberfest. The town is made up of small shops that all sell the same thing (T-shirts or Knives) and usually go out of business before you are able to go see them. In summertime, after spending 3 hours in traffic and you can find the city is full of tourists looking to float down a river in a pink or green tubes. 90% of all tubers have never been in a tube and cannot handle the level .5 rapids found on the Upper Chattahoochee river. In wintertime, the city is considered a ghost town due to the fact that it is too cold for the people from Florida and India.

"Hey guys you won't believe how many Indians I saw today in Helen, ga. I was overwhelmed."

"I can't believe I survived those intense rapids today."

"I don't know why all of the stores sell the same items? They are all cheaply made."

Do you want to go to Helen, ga for Christmas break honey?
No way, it's 50 degrees up there.

by surveyorng April 8, 2012

helena-in-lovexoxo

Dats me.

-sad
-lonley
-loving
-compassionate
-caring
-confused
-ugly
-fat
-no self esteem
-no friends
-depressed
-nothing

Who's HELENA-IN-LOVEXOXO (Helena)
Don't know
Never herd of her
Don't care!

by Helena-in-lovexoxo May 31, 2019

Helen moment

When your mum is called Helen and she calls you so you have to mute your mic on discord so silly Helen doesn’t say anything that you don’t want your friends to hear

Person 1: My mum Helen shouted at me that it was time for dinner
Person 2: ahhh a Helen moment

by 123jammyy December 2, 2020

Helena

Helena is a girlboss who is always right. Everyone loves her and looks up to her because she is the unreal beauty standard. She is often very funny and an reliable friend.

Omg helena is such a baddie🤪🤪💪💪

by your super secret admirer November 21, 2021

Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

mini-Helen

A face that launched 1 ship.

Nice kid, but kinda plain; a mini-Helen.

by Jeffry Finer December 16, 2003

helen keller

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."

by pdizz November 25, 2007