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Hawaiian Island

When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.
This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.

After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.
by duckkiller June 9, 2013
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hawkeyed

I came home all hawkeyed last night.
by Obisidian June 23, 2009
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hawnna

The most sweetest friend anyone could have. She is bad ass but wont get in trouble. She is also beautiful!
Wow are you griends with hawnna? Good because shes all mine!
by kittygurleah21 July 20, 2016
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Hawthorn Middle School South

Probably one of THE worst schools in Illinois. You'll always get homework no matter what, and lots of racist teachers. The front office administration teachers are shit, and the educational teachers don't care crap about students, in fact, it gives more F's. except for their payment. Boys vape in the bathrooms, jerk off and spray liquid ass in the bathroom as they finalize before they go back to the classroom. Music teachers are shitty as hell as they can't even play shit except to judge students.
Jack: Hey Bob, hows Hawthorn Middle School South?

Bob: It's really bad. The teachers hate me :(
by expoeraser6405 April 4, 2020
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Jim Hawkins

a character from the popular children's book, "Treasure Island". also a nickname for someone who wears their hair in a low pony-tail, held with a luxuriant red ribbon.
JOHN- look as that tink over there with the pony-tail johns!
TAM- I see him alrite! Pure Jim Hawkins style!
by Jim Hawkins November 15, 2006
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nerd hawt

adj, the quality of being attractive, especially to nerds, usually combining aspects of the boy/girl next door with a reasonable level of intelligence.
Girl- What's the deal with Emma Watson?
Boy- She's nerd hawt.
by Dan Smith5237 January 21, 2008
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hardass hawkins

1. A person, usually mid to young twenties, who thinks they are extremely tough and brute when in fact they are not.

2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.

3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"

4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front
" Hey, whos that hobo kid squatting of his tail gate taking a leak?'

"I bet you its one of those hardass hawkins'"

"Yea, more like a softass hawkins"
by Master Of Sketchiness November 24, 2011
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