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Hand-Job Bandit

A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. The man then either wakes up and gets rid of the Bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends.

The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2
"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the Hand-Job Bandit last night!"

"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB."

"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."
by Ceegster July 5, 2009
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hand job factory

a girl who gives hand jobs out like it is her job
"Gena is being a total hand job factory tonight."
by balls'nwiena January 10, 2009
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Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch

Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).
That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!
by Nobody April 13, 2005
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hand-job

When a girl of if you are gay, a guy jerks you off my simply rubbing their hand all over your dick and you feel this really good feeling when it happens
WOW THAT WAS A NIIIIIICE HAND-JOB
by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020
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Italian Hand Job

Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.
"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"
by Lonny February 3, 2005
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handjobburger

When two hamburger buns are are place around a penis and moved up and down the shaft until ejaculation.
Man that chick gives the best handjobburgers.
by spankyp February 27, 2010
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Arizona Lemonade Hand Job

The act of pulling out lemons from another persons ass hole.
Person 1: You know what they say... when life gives you lemons

Person 2: You stick em in your girlfriends ass and pull a Arizona Lemonade hand job

Person 1: Oh I heard that is pretty refreshing
Person 2: Quenches my thirst! 👍🏼
by tmelliott3 February 12, 2017
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