griffin

Griffin: expletive of the adjective form. Originated by the reversal of the "F" and "G" sounds in "friggin," which is itself derived from "fricking," a tamed version of "fucking."

Some etymologists have contended that the origins of the term "griffin" allow for the noun/verb form of "griff" (as in, 'I will griff the griff outta you for this grievous offense!') to be used. Those etymologists have been informed that such usage would sound stupid.

"Dude, your mom is griffin hot!"
"No, don't put that in all of my holes, you griffin idiot!"
"My griffin boss made me work late, that's why I missed the conception of our child."

fucking fricking fuck damn friggin

by Hubris-Man September 6, 2011

griffin

The act of a man grinding on another man

Yo did you see that guy pull a griffin last night!?

by Killa$ May 31, 2015

Peter Griffin Boy

Also called PGB, is the lowest of the low. The lowest form of life on earth. A mega fail troll who has nothing better to do than troll. He is hated by many, loved, by none.

Dude did you see that troll! He was almost as bad as Peter Griffin Boy!

by TL14 March 9, 2011

graffido

A picture of a dog, usually made using spray paint.

I made the best graffido, of my german shepherd, on the side of brick building.

by Doggydaycare April 28, 2009

griffin_the

1. Worlds Number one fag and pedophile that touches little boys like Cubs17fan17.

2. "biggest Nubcake that you could ever see"

3. A male who has female eyes of a woman.

Hi my names griffin_the and i like to touch little boys and think it's cool. - I banged my hand so hard it blue balled me.

by Andy^ April 3, 2009

griffinning

To griffin: to hold a significant amount of tension in the toes and foot. Could occur willingly or through spasm.

My flip flop broke so I was griffinning all the way home to keep it on.

A:I saw this special on tv about this woman who had no arms!
B: Woah, I bet her feet hurt from griffinning like all the time! Griffinning to eat her food, griffinning to drive the car and like etcetra...
A: Yeah, but she must be used to it by now.

by Dr. Sloane August 6, 2009

Griffin Porter

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010