goon

an asshole who chills at a cornerstore and dont buy shit

Look at that motherfuckin goon over there. He aint doin shit.

by Jamal July 28, 2004

goon

A small animal that looks similar to a miniature jolly green giant. it lives in the woods in trees. They are used for game hunting. They only eat sprouts, so if you find a bunch of sprouts on the ground look for a GOON! But be careful cuz their only allies are other goons, spicolis, and GINGERS! Led by Onaga (AKA Patty Dabber)Goons are also used to run plays to NFL quarterbacks during games. AND THEY DONT LIVE IN HOLES!

OMG! Did you see the size of that GOON?!?!?

by pigskin072 January 17, 2008

spoon goon

noun, a man, usually intoxicated who will spoon with the ugliest women or men in the world

billy spooned with that ugly ass monkeyho last night, hes such a spoon goon!

by dick chesse December 18, 2008

Goon Squad

Goon Squad is a gang located in northern Utah established in 2008. The gang has a reputation for being extremely violent and badass. To become a goon you have to be from the PV, NO, or OV hood. Its also a rule to say deuces before you leave somewhere. Goon Squad has a few rivalries including "The Kings" and "Jeanie".

If you mess with the Goon Squad, your shit will be dropped, end of story.

by Badassmotherfuckaniggatitsjew January 10, 2010

Gogonick

Thought to be a endangered species, in 2008 signs of thought to be the last gogonick surfaced. In a high school in Edison, New Jersey sightings of the rare canine were reported when one student spotted the old beast pillaging through the schools wood shop.

Note: Gogonick is of American Origin. This animal is considered very dangerous . Avoid direct eye contact.

Lonely, deprived of friends. No family or wife. Loser. I hate that gogonick.

by Mini Puddenbody May 22, 2008

gomoney

This is a word used by in Iraq to mean a person that is a trouble maker. Usually this person is dealt with in a harsh manner by the towns people.

Hassan is gomoney in market and his picture is posted all over the streets.

by Hassan -Junior November 30, 2006

goonatic

A stupid person, a mixture of a goon and a lunatic

"oh my god you goonatic!"

"he can be such a goonatic!"

by Scott lockhart January 17, 2008