Googlestein

Someone who thinks they are a genius like Einstein just because they can use Google.

That Steve sure is a Googlestein.

by drd79 January 4, 2010

googly fuck

A large seemingly unending horrible situation

Noon traffic yesterday was such a googly fuck

by Newuntouchable April 24, 2010

google torture

Google Torture (noun) When you Google old friends and classmates and and keep going until you find out that they way are more successful than you are and you haven't done jackshit.

I stayed up last night playing Google Torture until I lost all of my self esteem.

by Lansana Jahun October 11, 2010

googlewagnall

An online search utility which displays results which include organic and most often paid advertisements.

Her: WTF is that?

Him: IDK, look it up in your googlewagnall!

by SteveCory June 22, 2011

Google golf

A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.

My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!

by ekolis January 25, 2014

googamite

"In the Bahamas, Googamite is used to describe someone who is facially challenged or someone who was beat with the ugly stick a few too many times as a child."

"Bey, did you see her face, she is one googamite."

by Big Doggy Mario June 6, 2016

Google MD

Often touted as a "GMD" this highly sought after degree has risen to be superior in all aspects to the much less prestigious title of MD. One must complete a mind numbing number of hours Google clicking (usually comprised of a combination of squandered office time and neglected family time) in the righteous and noble pursuit of self diagnoses.

Patient "LOOK DOC, I stayed up all night Googling my symptoms and I know what I know! I am definitely pregnant!"
Doctor "In spite of your Google MD I must point out the obvious you that you are a MAN and all you have is GAS!

by AJB Certified Google M.D. February 23, 2017