soggy goggles

(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.

While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.

by critz August 12, 2012

Accent goggles

A condition of finding a person more attractive than they really are, only because they have an accent foreign from yours.

"That German chick I hooked up with last night was super hot!"
"Bro...she looked like David Hasselhoff with tits. You must have had you're accent goggles on"

by The 425 J-train May 23, 2013

Beet Goggles

When you eat too many beets and your vision and judgement becomes impaired.

Oh my God, I ate too many beets and my beet goggles made me think that fugly guy is hella fine!

by Nasuss June 2, 2013

twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013

hungarian goggles

Having a man's ball sack set upon your eyes while his penis lays on your nose.

Hungarian goggles appears as a Mask. Used during foreplay.

by cmrs1980 April 14, 2014

bong goggles

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting

I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.

by grasshiphopper November 29, 2014

OHL Goggles

The phrase in which Ontario Hockey League players that are unattractive are actually attractive simply because they are in the OHL.

*Two girls watching an OHL game*
"Is #72 attractive or not?"
"I cant tell, I've got my OHL Goggles on."

by puckslut January 24, 2015