garfberry

Garfberry is a name for some of the most retarded people on the face of the earth

Garfberry is one of the worse staff members, if not the worst, of all time. I can't believe he hasn't been fired/demoted yet!

by MN7278 December 30, 2020

garfslut69

THE BIGGEST GARFIELD FAN 😩✋

Hey are you the biggest most best Garfield fan
No I’m garfslut69

by Cock itchy January 19, 2021

Garfungus

When John Arbuckle And Garfield from The Garfield Show get really horny and jerk off while staring into eachothers eyes.

dude 1: "you ever heard of the garfungus"
dude2: "no" *looks it up* "jesus christ man you need therapy"

by Garfield Rule 34 Artist February 10, 2021

Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.

If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.

by Yumi Ishiyama April 12, 2021

Garfieldism

To be manically attracted to Garfield and surrounding art, objects and other forms of Garfield. Especially offensive or strange forms of Garfield are to be counted as Garfieldism.

I think he is into Garfieldism, he has wears a gay Garfield t-shirt from aliexpress and has Garfield pictures on his phone.

by Garfieldist64 June 9, 2021

garfield titties

when a bitch got orange titties

“yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”

by owenmiller July 18, 2021

Garfunkel

The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.

Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.

Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.

by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021