Slap-ass gum-ball machine

When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.

The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.

by Kentucky kfc January 27, 2022

bubble gum machine

A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.

Looks like the bubble gum machine done hit the jackpot (He pulled someone over).

by Pork King April 30, 2003

Chewing gum knickers

When someone gets excited and creams or gushes their pants, hence a sticky feeling similar to chewing gum.

She found him soooo sexy she gushed and then realised she had chewing gum knickers

by Wrigley's November 11, 2003

Eskimo Gum-rub

A blow-job from a toothless native Alaskan. Due to poor standards in dental care, many native Alaskans lose their teeth, leading to toothless blowjobs.

"Pale-face, cocksucking motherfucker! No Eskimo Gum-rub for you! Kill me now!"

by MicahM May 14, 2006

cum-gum

Gum that somebody simaltainiously "spunked" in.

hey man want some cum-gum?

hell no, get the fuck outta here before i poo your jaw bitch

but this gum is good

fuck off freak

by jackson douche May 14, 2011

Gobble gum

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures

yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny

by Blake's mom March 27, 2016

Blue gum

Another derogatory word against blacks

Did you hear that Linda sucked that blue gums dick last night , I knew she was a nigger lover

by [e-mail] April 3, 2017