grease fire 

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!

When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.

grease fire by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025

Grease Swap 

To swap the poop grease of one's asshole with the asshole grease of another by scissoring each others o-rings together

"Let's lock these buttholes together and grease swap!". Can also be used as "Let's lock these buttholes together and swap some grease!"

Grease Swap by anonymous April 15, 2025

Grease hole contest 

When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!

Hey joe! Let’s go do a Grease hole contest!

Grease hole contest by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025

Grease up all my folds 

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds

Grease up all my folds by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025

Grease up all my folds 

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube for vaginal dryness

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'

Grease up all my folds by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025

Grease Crease 

Synonym for "Butt Crack."

That last fart was a little suspect. I need to go give my grease crease a maintenance wipe.

Grease Crease by Crusty Blumpkin June 13, 2025

Grease job 

A hand-job with Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

Grease job by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025