Hot Glueing

The act of ejaculating semen on a figurine, usually of an attractive female.

Hank collects tons of anime figurines.... I bet he's hot glueing all of them.

by OmichanOL May 25, 2010

gluey louie

An instance in which a man ejaculates into his sexual partner’s purse as a means of revenge and/or proving a point to her. Later, the girl goes into her purse in order to grab her keys, wallet, phone, ect. but discovers quickly that the contents of her purse are covered in a sticky white smelly substance.

“Omg, what is all over my keys? Oh that bastard must have given me the Gluey Louie!”

“I swear Becky gets a new purse every week, probably since she is a true cunt, and guys are always giving her the ol’ Gluey Louie.”

by AGoodLad June 16, 2020

gluebag

Gluebag: any person exhibiting unusual, erattic and ridiculous behaviour or practices.
(usually the result of gluesniffing)

THAT TOM CRUISE IS A FUCKING GLUEBAG!

by Max thedog August 26, 2005

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 19, 2008

Glued

Extremely high to the point your stuck and can't move.

I was smoking at the beach with Juan and we was glued to the bench.

by GlowMaann March 20, 2020

glueballing

"Glueballing" refers to the practice of applying hair gel to the penis and pubic hair prior to intercourse. The result is that both parties become "stuck" to each other at the point of genital contact. Those who engage in this practice either find the act of getting "stuck" directly pleasurable, or they indirectly take sexual pleasure from the painful sensation of genital adhesion.

After our hot glueballing session, we basically had to pry ourselves apart.

by honcho03 December 9, 2008

gluetube

What Youtube becomes after you've watched one video and get sucked into watching an endless series of "related videos" as well.

"Man, I was just reading the news and got sucked into gluetube watching all of those Sarah Palin videos."

"Really? Is she still around?"

by Alistair Cookie March 31, 2009