gimpacus

Weird retard midget from the movie 300 that cant lift his shield and looks like my aunt who barks at me cause shes fucking crazy

Gimpacus you can be in my army if you can lift a shield

by miguel cannuli April 7, 2007

gimplet

a child spawned from two gimps

yo dude look at that gimplet that was spawned from two gimps

by george October 17, 2004

gimped

Injury resulting in loss of movement.

esp. prevalent in online computer games such as GhR.

I just got shot in the leg. Shit, I'm gimped. Somebody kill me.

by Anonymous August 2, 2004

Gimpleßläused

pronounced gim-pel-schlowsed

To be drunk off one's gord.

I'm too gimpleßläused to walk so I think I'll drive.

Larry was too gimpleßläused to realize that he slept with his own father that night.

by calducciano May 15, 2005

gimpalicious

well basically this word has the same meaning as gimp. except you aren't "a gimpalicious" you are "gimpalicious".

oh my god he is so gimpalicious.

by simon quack June 28, 2004

Gimporium

A place where large quantities of stupid, ignorant, idiotic, childish, etc... people gather on the internet, in an online game, in real life, or anywhere in general.

Person 1: OMG! Have you been to GameFAQs message boards? I was looking for info on Gears Of War and it seems that all they did was make fun of homeless and crippled people.

Person 2: Dude, you didn't know? They always do that! It's the net's #1 Gimporium!

Person 1: I want the last hour of my life back! *cries*

by Ginsu_Squirrel November 6, 2006

gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.

Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.

by neilyboy March 5, 2008