funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

funky head

Funky head is just head but funky.
Like head with disco music or something.

Benedict: "Yo can you give me head?"
Sandra: "Only if its funky head, I wanna do it to Michael Jackson."
Benedict: "what da henk?"

by definetlyhuman May 10, 2025

Funky Duck

A dance that has become popular amongst the group of Vulfpeck (a band) fans, which is in reference to the song Funky Duck. Although there is not a set dance, you must be double fisting above your head, while bending your knees more than 90 degrees.

"Hey Ali, can you go grab a couple seltzers so we can Funky Duck?

by Grateful Mcgee July 5, 2025

Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by The defining man July 20, 2025

Funky Monkey

A funky monkey who is funky and a monkey who likes to be funky

HEs a funky monkey

by User of school chrome book January 5, 2026

Ur uncy funky

The most insulting insult in human history, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap are nothing compared to this.

Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
Person1:ur granny tranny
Person2:ur grandpap a trap
Person1: well ur uncy funky
Person2:*dies*

by Ttrrippinn March 14, 2018

sour like funky

- when it feels “icky or sticky”

-bad smelling
-gross, nasty, stanky, tingly, sour

her breath is so bad, it smells sour like funky.

by dababy’s period May 8, 2021