Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.

j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Flaming Volcano

shaming technique When you pour a bag of pop rocks in a girl's cooch. When mixed just right, makes a foaming froth and burns like hell.

Also works in mouth or other orifice. (might as well cause you're gonna die afterwards anyway).

guy1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?
guy2: I gave my girlfriend a flaming volcano... the black eye is nothing compared to my blue balls.

by rob _rob_rob December 14, 2008

Flaming mario

The term used for a homosexual that has a mustache, and makes Mario Noises when enjoying anal sex.

That dude looks like a Flaming Mario!

by Jeff Layton October 1, 2007

Flaming Vine

A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.

And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.

by Dr. Professor Gnarly Sharps October 8, 2008

Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.

john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.

by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009

flaming whore

a really hot sexy whore that deserves to cry

mark: dude that girl just blew me, then bit

derek: wow what a flaming whore

by wowbabe June 6, 2010

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.

One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead

by Dreznych December 11, 2010