Fucktard

Fucking Retard. Someone who exhibits the qualities of a complete moron, and pisses everyone right off in the process.

Dylan Smith is a Fucktard.

by KeeWee December 5, 2006

Fucktard

Dick Cheney, for sure. First, he's a retard (and a criminal), and second, he's known for using the word F*ck publicly (in the US senate).

Did you hear that fucktard Dick Cheney say 'Go fuck yourself' in the US senate?

by Friend Bin December 13, 2004

Fucktard

A Fucktard is someone who is "fucking retarded."
combining two of the funniest words to make a really easy to say funny word.

Chris: "Brad! Nick spilled the bong again."
Brad: "awhh what a Fucktard!"

by Chrisx3 December 3, 2007

Fuckity Off Land

A term that is used basically to tell someone to 'fuck off.' Instead of just plain old telling someone who is pissing you off to fuck off, tell them to go to Fuckity Off Land, which is no where near you.

A place you are told to go if you are severely pissing someone off.

Greg - 'Dude you smell soooo bad!'

Hope- 'Oh yeah?! Well you need to go to Fuckity Off Land!'

by hoperainbow August 6, 2010

fucktard

A slang term combining the words "fuck" and "retard". It is used when a person commits an act of unbelievable stupidity.

"Hey, did you hear? Tony's mom caught him jacking off to pedophile/bondage/rape/scat/golden shower hentai!"

"God, he is such a fucktard."

by Dick Longley December 2, 2003

fucktardian

A permanent resident living in the 78753 and 78758 zip codes in Austin, TX

Any ramdom crackhead or any under/over medicated person living in the Rundberg Ln. area of Austin, TX. "That fucktardian just fell over, he's so drunk"

by disturbd85 March 4, 2009

fucktard

An asshole who is such a douche that he has exhausted the term "retard" and must now be called "fucktard".

Hey fucktard stop fuckign poking me before I sodomize you with a lamp-post!

by Scoreboard August 7, 2006