frozen ballcicle

when you are about to have sex and the girls parents come home (blue balls), you have to hide outside in your boxers, its 5 degrees, and your nuts get stuck to your leg.

man i went over to stacys house last night but all i got was a frozen ballcicle

by TYCO98 May 10, 2014

Frozoned

Like Anna in the Disney classic, Frozen; being frozoned is when a romantic partner pretends to like you but actually is plotting your death to take your possessions.

Dam, susie just told me her boyfriend for 5 years just tried to kill her so he could have her apartment and parking space. She totally just got frozoned

by Mickey the flucking Mouse July 2, 2014

frozen graveyard

when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.

i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!

by foxx red February 24, 2015

frozen beans

When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.

"My but was sore from the frozen beans"

by 💩POOP💩 February 28, 2015

frozen salami lips

A phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air.

"Oh dude you're dick is totally giving me frozen salami lips"

by askjdnasdkio December 2, 2015

frozen finger

The act of playing "stink finger" outside in freezing cold weather.

"it's snowing, let's go play frozen finger"

by the-left-nut October 6, 2016

frozen sick

When their is this one person who still has not gotten over the movie frozen.They are sick in the head

Omg she is so froze sick that she made a cover on let it go.or .Wow Game theorists is so frozen sick that he has made 3 theory's on film theory 🙅🏽

by Ashley TRIGGERED December 25, 2016