A private university in Melbourne, Florida known its abundance of incels,high cost, being 3/4 male, and recent rape cover stories. 75% of students lack any social skills, 15% are alpha males on sports scholarships, and the last 10% are too fried to notice. Campus security can often be seen busting freshmen for weed instead of taking care of the crackheads that wander in the popular botanical garden.
“Welcome to Florida Tech!”
Student A: *Refuses eye contact*
Student B: *Passed out drunk at greek village*
Student C, blowing Os: “Oh sorry, did you wanna hit this?”
Student A: *Refuses eye contact*
Student B: *Passed out drunk at greek village*
Student C, blowing Os: “Oh sorry, did you wanna hit this?”
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Generally refers to seduction by violent acts, usually a shove against a wall followed by a sloppy kiss, as exemplified in the film Blade Runner.
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Generally refers to seduction by violent acts, usually a shove against a wall followed by a sloppy kiss, as exemplified in the film Blade Runner.
Any kind of forceful approach, e.g. telling a stranger/acquaintance, "You are going to have my babies", is by analogy also a Harrison Ford.
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