Definition:
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
Sorry I blanked during that budget review — full-blown Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF). Friday’s CFR hit harder than expected.
by Sonjayson July 21, 2025
Get the Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF)mug. Inability to think clearly due to negative emotional state and/or physical illness, thus giving the afflicted the feeling of wandering through a thick fog like in the old Wolfman movies.
After hearing his girlfriend was pregnant, Archie slowly walked out of her apartment toward his car in a wolfman fog.
by GBorden April 18, 2014
Get the Wolfman Fogmug. 
A type of brain fog when you want to engage in sexual intercourse but instead of picking a mate based on love/attraction you are just searching for anything/anyone.
Willy - a colloquial word in Ireland for Penis
Willy - a colloquial word in Ireland for Penis
by Mysoupdoughname April 26, 2025
Get the Willy Fogmug. When you wake up in the middle of the night after drinking heavily to take a piss and you stumble around the bathroom in a half-drunken fog pissing everywhere.
by Genitailious Rex December 6, 2021
Get the Fog Pissmug. of ̨ͮ̊̈̃̽͒̍ͬ̐̒́̌͐̏́ͣ͌̃͊͏̳̬̺̭̻̫̩͝ ͣ͋̄̓̇̅ͥ̈́̓ͭ̃ͤ ̛̳̟̼͖̮̜̳͉̳̼̯̺̙̮̼̥̪̗̠̀ ̨̔̽̒ͧ̍̋̒̕͟҉ ͍͍̭͙͎̥̭̹͉͖̖̱͚͖ ̵͕̜̟̬̫̞̳͙̹̱͓̿͐̇̾̋͑̑ͥ̕͟ͅ ͧ̑̀͆̾͑̿ͭͭ̈̎҉̀ ͔̪̗̹͔̖̖ ͩͯͤ̄ͨͯͤͭ̂̚͠ ̨͇̖̟̜̺̼͓̭̺̞͢ ̨̤͙͚̘ͦͬͤͥ̓̑ͯ̀̊ͪ̄͐̄̚͞ ̢̥̯̻͕͖͕̩̹̱͚͕ͧ͂̿͆̀͗̓͆͒͗ͣͥ̈̀̕͢ ̴̡̣̼̣͈̟̥͕̖͓̮̟̬̙̖̦͊̽͊ͤ̓̏̿͆ͨ̍̍͛͊ͨ̚͘͘͜ ̨̤͎̪̘̳̞͎̖̱̼̭̳̤̬̤͓ͪ͆͒́ͣ̓̅ͬ͐ͫͣ̔̈ͮ̐͠ ̶̬̱͇͖͖̥̹̋̋̉̓̕͝͠ ̨̨̼̰̗̩̪ͥ͒ͫ͐ͨ̂ ̡̌̑̅ͯ͐ͤ̎͋͊ͨ ̻͓̻̞͖̠͠ͅ ͔̝͇̫̄̍̑͋̀̈͆͋̈́ͦ͢͡͝͞ ͦͧͫ͐̄̅ͪ͗҉̧̧͕̱͓̥͕̠͎̱̼̗͟͜ ́̐̈́̅̄ͥ͏́҉̵̮̠̬̮̘̙̲̭̬ ͦ̏ͮ̌̒ ̨̡̰̱̩͉̻͈̖̪̺̣̲͓͖̱͙̖̳ ̛̩̮̹͕̲̟͓̰͉͍̩̠͉̰ͯ̐͛̏̈́̏̃ͦ̎̔̊̅ͩ̂ͥ̃͝͠ ̴̧͇̠͖͍̼̗͖̺̟̮̎̌͊̈̅̓ͧ̒ͦ͞ ̧̦̙̩̻͇͓̞͓̟̠̼̮͙̑͛ͧ̄̕͞͝ ̐̀͐̓͐̄̂̆ͨͩ̂̎͛̓̐̒̚ ͉͔͔̟͢ ̶́ͬ͋͢҉̖͕̺̬̕͠ ̴͈̞̻͈̱̭̰͔̟̯̣̼̔͂̋̀͑̌ͣͯ̐̂ͫ͗̽͘͠͝ ͔̹̤̭ͩ̋̏͑͗ͬ̐̉ͪ̎̈́͟͝ ͖̟̼̯͙͖̝̒ͩ̿́͐͌̓̾̚͢͝ ̴̡̫̣̟̲̼̠̮͔̻̻̈͐̄͐́̽͌̈ͤ͝ ̧̡ͥ̿ͤͯ͒̿ͩͬ́̅̚̚҉̤͍̣̺̱͎̝͓̱͕̻̀ͅ ̔̓̆͐̀̐҉̨̕ ̞͚̟̦͈̥̫̲̫̠͖̲̗͇̺̗̲ ̶͉̗̮̖̘̞̦͈͎̪̙͎̠̺̲̥̮̇̂̅ͫ̈̒ͯ̌͛̍͛̏̓͝ ̢̄̑̊͗̍̀̾̓̋͡ ̜͉̳͖̼̺͈͖̫̻̺̜̣̰ ̴̛̦̲̯̺̅ͤ̈ͨ̋ͩ ̵̲̻̝̞͎̦̱̭̺̲̫̤͈̜̦̤̍ͩ̉͐̈́̎ͬ͌̃̚ͅ ̨̋͋ͭ̔ͦ̿̔ͪͯͩͪ́͢͏̨̪̳̻̳̗̖̗͓̫̖̳͕̣̣̙ ̴̧̠̪̪͇͖̝͙͖̮͙̥̙̭̮̝̻ͣ̏̒ͮ̔ͧ̒̃͛͛̄̔̏ͤͨ͗̄ ̢ͪ̿̉ͭ̊ͫ̔̏̂ͫ̑̋̓ͤ̕ ͍̗̮̹̼̫̠̘͕̰͖̠͚̕ ̜͉̣ͧͧ̓̇̆̅̿̉̀̌͒ͦ̋ͦ̿̀͡ ̶̡̻̱͚̲̜͖͎̳̘̖͎̳̺̯ͭͮ͐̑͋͛ͣ͆͊̽͋̔̅́͆̾̎̏́̕ͅ ̶̡̛̪̰͈̪̥̰̤̦̟̼̥̠̼̝͙̣̤̽ͫ̃͒ͭ̏ͤ̅̉ͦ̓̾͊̅ͪ͐ͥ̓̚͡ͅ ̆͋̿̽ͮ̋ͩ͗ͮ̆ͪ̾̅̓̈́ͤ͗̍҉͏͓̜̳̰̙͍̠̩͍͇͇͎̯̮͉̕͞ ̢̡̬͕̞͉̦̂̉͂̅̚͞͠ ́̓̐ͬͦ̌̌ͤ̈́̄͐̄̊͒ ̟͈̱̤̠̦̻̟̞͕͢ͅ ̩̥̭̜̜̝̲͔͓͓̮̖̟͔̞͚̊ͮ̔̒̾̒̎͜͝ ̨̛̞͍̮̳̠̹͖̥̣̠͗͊̈̃͌ͦ̀͠ͅ ̧̢̝̲͈̞͖̮̗̣͉͚̭͈͙̬̣̱̪̌̌͊͗͟͢ ͫ̇ͫ͋ͦͣͧ͊͑̓ͮͥͣ̋ͮͯ̀ ́͘͏̭͚̰͇̹̺̰̠͚̗͇̣̪͍͈̞ ̶̼̬̜̋ͧ̊͗̿ͨͧͪͬ̽̎̏́̊ͭͤ̋́̚͞ ͫ̾ͮ̒̈͊ͨ͂͆͒͑́҉͓̟̭̲̮͇̬̯̜̜̪̺̼̲͕͢͟͜͝
ITS COMING
ITS COMING
by Agent Yuragaymin May 29, 2022
Get the The Fogmug.