fartstash

sitting your butt hole directly on some ones nose while they are asleep and fart

when you go to sleep i swear im giving you a fartstash

by D.ymmit October 16, 2011

fartsickle

(N) A term used when name-calling or used in a loving way to a family member

"You fartsickle!"
"Welcome home fartsickle"

by Handler Tanning October 28, 2012

farts in miami

one of the best songs out by the best singer lil pepe/ baba g/ lil poopy.

Antwohnette: omg did you see baba g new song farts in miami
Charmayanne: yeah its so good baba g is the best syrian canadian rapper/ singer hes also extremley attractive

by its ya boy karim September 20, 2021

fartsmag

It is a channel on twitch twitch.tv/fartsmag

Lets go watch fartsmag on twitch

by fartsmag May 4, 2022

Monday fires

the small, bothersome problems that occur in the workplace on a Monday morning (usually between 8 a.m. and 10 a.m.), primarily because things weren't accomplished on the previous Friday

The fax machine failed over the weekend and no one ran the weekly report on Friday, so Sally spent all morning putting out little Monday fires.

by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010

Skype farts

when someone, Nicole, decides to fart on a video chat application and then blame it on others around them, in the call. This can be pulled off by anyone but normally the girls do it, Nicolette.

*FART*
Harold: dang nate, was that you?
Nate: nah breh I don't do that shit.
Harold: Nicole was that shit u?
Nicole: NO NO IT WASNT ME!
Harold & Nate: pfft. always letting them Skype farts go.

by ThatSuperiorN January 23, 2014

unedible farts

Farts that cannot be eaten, or editized. When consumption is attempted side effects usually include herpes, death, and muscle spasms. Involuntary bowel movements are also common.

Kathy gave Kevin herpes because she farted unedible farts unto his face

by the fart summoner February 1, 2014