feeding the ducks

Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.

Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.

by Jobot October 19, 2003

Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.

After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

by Trish Laam January 12, 2008

Feelings

Something us men don't have.

Laurie:" I had sex with him last night and he hasn't called me yet."

Jackie: "It's okay men don't have any feelings."

by Dickdaddy September 9, 2012

Feeling up the old tree

When an elderly person feels up their penis and/or jack off.

I think that man over there is 'feeling up the old tree'.

by An old man in a secret dungeon April 3, 2011

smooth feeling

This surpasses smooth talking. Smooth talking implies talking up someone and lying trying to get something. With smooth feeling, everything about it is still romantic and smooth but more real, genuine, and heartfelt.

"I love your smooth talking!"
"Baby we've been going out for a while now, it's my smooth feelings"

by the12th December 24, 2009

losing feelings

An excuse used by people who either have found someone better, were only using you for your body, money, or social status and now have it and don't need it anymore. Someone who uses the phrase, "i lost feelings" never really loved you in the first place and somewhere deep down they knew they didn't love you, but used your heart like a toy anyways. It only takes a day for someone who "lost feelings" to find someone new to sleep with and it will make you realize how worthless to them you really were.

"I can't do this anymore, I've been losing feelings for a while now, we had a good run... we're over"

by iknowallaboutlove July 12, 2017

Feeling Jeff

Used to describe a feeling of fatness, laziness, smelliness, hungriness, or just fat

Man am I feeling jeff today, i just ate two half pound burritos from taco bell

by Steady Miester Jr. July 22, 2009